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The author of the book: Jonathan Hickman
Date of issue: July 11th 2012
ISBN 13: 9780785163121
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Transcript of short interview with Dr. Victor Von Doom
Doom: You have been granted an audience with Doom, Ruler of Latveria. Kneel before Doom.
Jeff: I’m not kneeling. How do I know it’s really you and not a Doombot?
(Sound of electrical blast) (Screaming)
Doom: Face down on the floor. Good! Doom approves.
Jeff: Whahs thash really neshashary? (Getting up) Mind if I ask you a few questions?
Doom: Doom, Destroyer of Worlds grants you an audience.
Jeff: First, how do you fit Destroyer of Worlds on a vanity plate: DST F WLDS 1
Jeff: That’s pretty neat.
Doom: What is?
Jeff: Speaking in all capital letters. Kudos.
Doom: Doom will not broker such insolence. (Sound of flames)
Jeff: GAAAHH! (sounds of screaming, person rolling on floor and patting down clothes) Please stop, your immenseness.
Doom: Buffoon, Doom urges you to bide your tongue.
Jeff: In this particular graphic novel, you have a collar on courtesy of an evil, alternate universe Reed Richards. How did this happen?
Doom: Imbecile! Doom suggests you read Volume 2. Still, it was all part of Doom’s plan to destroy more worlds.
Jeff: I guess being outwitted by a five year old girl was part of the plan as well.
(sounds of a thundering roar, more screaming, and eventually an ambulance)
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Read information about the authorIt’s no small thing to die and be born again.
After a certain amount of time you get tired of wasting talent. Of being part of a fraudulent profession — or actually being a fraud. And, most importantly, not living the life you are capable of having.
I remember the first night I went out with my wife. It was raining, she was beautiful… it was a normal, ordinary, intentionally uneventful, date. But at some point during that evening I had, I don’t know what you call it, a vision, a moment where time collapsed in on itself… regardless, I knew that I’d marry her. And so I did.
Because sometimes everything in the universe briefly aligns to show you how things should be — the total commitment to change that follows means all the things you think it might: honesty, amputation, reinvention and renaissance. Jonathan Hickman was born in South Carolina in the year 1972.
He was reborn in March of 2006.
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