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The author of the book: Brian Gage
Edition: Soft Skull Press
Date of issue: November 2nd 2004
ISBN: 1932360557
ISBN 13: 9781932360554
Language: English
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Burn, Christmas! Burn! is a humorous Christmas book about Santa’s Elves who are tired of being third-rate drones in his oppressive sweatshop. Santa is greedy and old. Mrs. Claus is the crotchety and mean CFO. And Rudolph? He’s got a score to settle too. Years of backbreaking labor have finally done in the Elve's patience. They've reached boiling point. They're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. What to do?
Well, overthrow Christmas, of course. Thus the Elve's plot: to turn the reindeer into raindeer stew (guided into the reindeer stables by Rudolph's nose); booby-trap the children's presents; smash Santa's factory.
Unless...all the little children (naughty, nice, who cares!) agree to send demands for elfin freedom to Santa, instead of their wish lists...
This book incorporates many beloved Christmas tales only to turn them on their head. Or knock their heads together.

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Brian Gage (born 4 October 1973) is an American author of satire, fairy tales, and fiction. He was born and raised in Youngstown, Ohio and graduated from The Ohio State University with a degree in business. His writing was discovered by Nick Mamatas & Sander Hicks at Soft Skull Press in 2001.

Brian currently resides in Los Angeles, California, and cites Stanley Kubrick, Dr. Seuss, and Edgar Allan Poe as the biggest influences on his work. Brian's book The Saddest Little Robot has been translated into Korean (The Book Company), and Hungarian (Agave Books).


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